The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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