My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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