girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
3pm strippers are depressing
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
