We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
high people should be assigned attendants
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
