You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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