Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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