Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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