I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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