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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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