Christians are straight up FREAKS
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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