One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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