if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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