well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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