stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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