I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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