I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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