I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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