She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
