yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i wish my penis had a tongue
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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