btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
