i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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