also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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