id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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