Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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