i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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