I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just want nice things and good sex
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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