never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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