do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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