Who did Billy Mays play for?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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