should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
