I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you win again, gameday.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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