trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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