Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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