READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
