If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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