Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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