he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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