So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Barsexuality is the new black.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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