Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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