i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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