We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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