Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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