i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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