I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i out mim tonsoeep
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