I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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