I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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