Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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