All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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