so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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You coming home soon, man?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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