Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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