the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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