So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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