i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Acid is not a monday night drug
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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