his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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